Damian + “(no) killing” policy
how many hospital visits do you think st. mungo’s gets from people using engorgio spells on their dick
”.. He will cover you with his feathers, his arm’s shield and armor..”
So we know it’s JK’s headcanon that Dudley has a magical child, right? Imagine his kid starting to show signs of magic and Dudley remembering all the odd things that used to happen around Harry. Imagine his kid coming home from Hogwarts and…
This week on Tumblr:
It’s a metaphor. You’re a metaphor. I’m a metaphor. Your keybord is a metaphor. Everything is a metaphor. The universe is turning into one giant metaphor on a molecular scale. Run. It’s too late.
"YOU TOO, RHODEY!"
In which Jaime required coffee in order to sit through the wedding vows. [x]
OMFG BEST MISTAKE EVER